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   4 points=points+10
   3 "INSTRUCTIONS"'"
   2 z(choice)=1
   2 points=points-20
   2 points=points+20
   2 ;"Press any key to continue...":
   2 "shite.","rubbish."
   2 "bollocks.","junk."
   1 y was only  48K,
   1 points=points-30
   1 points=points-10
   1 points=points+30
   1 points=points+
   1 lines=lines+1
   1 index=index+1
   1 expl>lines
   1 expl=expl-1
   1 a$(index)=s$(choice)
   1 The C64 had a much better
   1 Advanced Advocacy Simulator 
   1 ;"You've already done that one.":
   1 ;"You're really getting some
   1 ;"WHAT A FAILURE.  You competely  failed to annoy anyone."
   1 ;"Press any key to start":
   1 ;"Posting Usenet Message...":
   1 ;"Pick a number from 1-8 > ";choice
   1 ;"Oh well, a few people are
   1 ;"OK then.  Goodbye.":
   1 ;"Finished."
   1 ;"CONGRATULATIONS.";
   1 ;"8) Memory"
   1 ;"7) Sound";
   1 ;"6) Loading speed";
   1 ;"5) BASIC"
   1 ;"4) Keyboard";
   1 ;"3) 3D Graphics";
   1 ;"2) 2D Graphics";
   1 ;"1) Processor";
   1 ;"  You've
   1 ;"  Advanced Advocacy Simulator"
   1 ;"    For the C.S.S. Crap Games
   1 / The C64's Basic was hugely
   1 ''"You can make as many points as  you like (up to 8) and put a    swear word in any number of
   1 '"Go for it."
   1 & The Spectrum's memory was only  48K,
   1 $ Vector graphics on the Spectrum were
   1 "cat shit.","spongy rubbish."
   1 "absolute crap.","garbage."
   1 "absolute crap.","cack."
   1 "Your task is to put together    a masterpiece of childish
   1 "Your proposed message is :-"
   1 "You have received no flames to  this message."
   1 "You have received ";points;" flames"'"to this message."
   1 "You are a spotty teenager with  an old knackered C64 lurking at the bottom of your wardrobe.    You've managed to get a shot on your parent's PC with Usenet    access.  You come across the    newsgroup comp.sys.sinclair and are absolutely horrified that   no-one seems to think that the  C64 is infinitely superior to   the Spectrum."
   1 "Vector graphics on the Spectrum were"
   1 "Try to ensure that you make as  few valid points in the message as possible.  And avoid using   too much bad language as people will ignore your wise insights. A little swearing can do wondersthough."
   1 "Try again ? (y/n)",
   1 "The Spectrum's sprite's were "
   1 "The Spectrum's memory was only  48K,"
   1 "The C64's loading times were    much quicker than the Spectrum's"
   1 "The C64's Basic was hugely
   1 "The C64 was much better than theSpectrum."
   1 "The C64 had a much better
   1 "That one-channel sound was"
   1 "That keyboard was"
   1 "Post this to c.s.s. ? (y/n)";
   1 "Pick a number from 0 to ";lines:
   1 "OK, Mr vicious C64 owner, what  do you want to slag the Speccy  off about ?"
   1 "How many swear words do you
   1 "Do you want instructions (y/n) ?",
   1 "C64 RULEZ ! SPECTRUM SUCKZ !"
   1 "Another one ? (y/n) ?";
   1 "Absolute shit.","Rubbish"
   1  wish to use in your Usenet
   1  processor, the Z80's "
   1  processor, the Z80's
   1  needle in now, try harder."
   1  message ?":
   1  managed to really piss people   off.  You are king of the
   1  childish advocacy!!!!"
   1  by Derek Jolly";
   1  bullshit."
   1  better. The Spectrum's was "
   1  better. The Spectrum's was
   1  are getting narked with you."
   1  advocacy that slags off the
   1  The Spectrum's sprite's were
   1  The C64's loading times were    much quicker than the Spectrum'sThat one-channel sound was
   1  That keyboard was
   1  Spectrum."'"The aim of the game is to get   more than 80 flames to you're   little piece of arrogant
   1  Press any key":
   1  Compilation"
   1  1997 by Derek Jolly